Friday, 6 July 2012

Jonathan Woodgate is still alive

I woke up today and thought 'I wonder if there's any exciting football news I can write about' and then realised that no, there's not.  So here's a story about Jonathan Woodgate.

Woodgate's house
The defender was at Stoke but is now moving to Middlesbrough.  WOW OH MY GOD HOW EXCITING.  If you just imagine this transfer story but with explosions and rock music in the background then you'll have an idea of how excited I am, and also why my parents want me to move out of the house.