But then again, I don't really understand how courts work or even why people do things that result in them going to court in the first place. As far as I understand it, courts are basically just the headmaster's office for people who have left school and haven't quite worked out how to behave like a human. I think a far easier solution would be to just put them down. Honestly, half these guys probably won't be missed by many people.
Justice for all!