Sunday, 1 July 2012

Jack Wilshere is a real person

Don't worry soccer fans, Jack Wilshere isn't dead yet and he's actually still a professional footballer! Except he won't be playing at the start of the season. He might play this year at some point apparently.OMG



The Arsenal midfielder has now been injured for about 3 years as his club make him have lots of weird surgery to fix his tendons and also add additional featuree to make him faster like wings and whatever it is you put on cars. Bigger wheels? Either way he's now going to miss the start of next season and at this point I honestly think I remember more about Yetis than I do Jack Wilshere. If you told me he never actually existed I don't think I'd doubt it. He's about as believable as Santa or pollution.