Monday, 16 July 2012

Fabio Capello is rich

Former England manager Fabio Capello made about £100m from managing England. I completely made that number up. He has been confirmed as the new Russia manager and is now the proud owner of a few oil reserves.

I look for any excuse to post that picture. Seriously, he looks like a character from Bo Selecta. Fabio Capello was deemed a failure at England because he hated them. He hated their lack of technique, lack of discipline and the English media - basically he's like every other human on the planet. Perhaps he could have at least tried to learn English but when you're dealing with people like Wayne Rooney, you don't really need English.

"Russia are a great nation", is what he said. What's great about it is that there is absolutely zero pressure on him and he will be paid ludicrous amounts of money. Russia scares me, it's like a blue whale or a giant tortoise- it's just too big and I don't trust them. Oh look at me with my house on my back and my giant neck. Jerks.