Monday, 9 July 2012

Edin Dzeko is hanging out with Angelina Jolie

Edin Dzeko went to a film premiere in Sarajevo (somewhere in Spain I think) and who should be there but his good friend Angelina Jolie, who I desperately want to have sex with.


I'm terrified that in like 10 years she's going to have aged really badly and look like a skeleton with make up on, because right now she's still super hot.  And no matter how hard you try, it's just impossible to become fully erect when trying to have sex with a skeleton.  Furthermore, I don't even remember where I got the skeleton from, whether it's a real skeleton, how I'm supposed to fuck it.  These are questions I expected to be resolved in the user guide.  Disappointed, 2 stars.