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Monday, 16 July 2012
Dundee are in the SPL maybe
Dundee will be happy today because not only is it disgusting but I also hate it. And they've been invited into the SPL to replace Rangers!
This means Scottish football will have another derby for the humans to enjoy, and the Dundee derby is pretty much like if you took all the creatures from the Lord of the Rings, got them really pissed and invited them to a wedding, then just watch them want to fight things but realise that it's not socially acceptable so then they just wander about until someone provokes them. And then they all have sex with each other because weddings are just so magical. What were we talking about again?
Posted by fitbathatba at 15:36