Didier Deschamps has taken over the troublesome role of France manager, replacing the departed Laurent Blanc. Departed as in resigned, not dead.
Despite looking like Joe Swanson and also just plain powerful with his giant rectangular head, Deschamps will attempt to take a disjointed France side to the World Cup in 2014. He will be without several players for the first few games because they acted like bell ends and have been banned, but when all is said and done, who really cares? I don't really. Deschamps was awesome when he played, and he seems to be a pretty good manager so yeh whatever. I can't think of anything interesting to add here. At all. How are you?