Friday, 13 July 2012

Demba Ba is important

Alan Pardew has told everyone that Demba Ba is super important and that he should definitely stay.  There's no way this plan can fail.


The Senagalese striker has had to play out on the left of a front 3, or arguably an attack minded left sided midfielder who moves to the centre when the team goes forward, since the arrival of his friend Papiss Cisse and he wants to be the main man.  Also, he has a minimum fee release clause of like £10 so loads of clubs want to sign him and pay him a whole bunch of cash.  Pardew thinks hugs and nice words will keep him from leaving and I agree because it certainly helped with my crippling addiction to heroin which is somehow relevant.  Sometimes I get so cold