Sunday, 22 July 2012

Chris Smalling is injured again

In news that will shock the footballing world (because nothing else is really happening) Chris Smalling has broken something in his foot and won't play until OCTOBER!!! AGHRGGHGH


Chris Smalling is perhaps one of the new kings of 'boring people' in football land and now he has a chance to practise being even more boring as he sits on the sidelines nursing a broken metatarsal until a couple of months into the new season  This wouldn't be so bad for him if he had other stuff going on, but unfortunately he looks like any sound that comes out of his mouth would put an entire room to sleep.  He's like a less dangerous version of Jigglypuff.