Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Chelsea sign Thor....gan Hazard

Chelsea almost made me excited yesterday by signing a character from the Avengers but then it turned out it was just Eden Hazard's brother.  Meh

Roberto Di Matteo's marquee summer signing doesn't move without his kid brother and the 19 year old will also now take up a place on Chelsea's roster.  He will be delighted with the move because there's no better way to earn yourself loads of money than riding off the back of other people's success.  Just ask Elvis about all that gospel music he stole, or maybe don't BECAUSE HE'S DEAD.  Sometimes you people make me sick