Chelsea have signed midfielder Oscar on a five year deal for about £25million. That's a lot of money for someone I don't know anything about.
He's Brazilian, a creative midfielder and currently in the Olympic football squad and I assume lives in a bin like his Sesame Street namesake. That's about all the oscar jokes I have for now. Jack did the other ones in his last article on this guy, so I'm just to here to confirm that he's signed. So if you weren't sure that the BBC article on this was real or not, it totally is. It's a good thing I'm here