Monday, 16 July 2012

Berbatov wants to leave Man United

Resident vampire Dimitar Berbatov has announced that he thinks it's probably a good idea if he leaves Manchester United because he doesn't even get a game ahead of Michael Owen now.  That's like when Charlie Chaplin finished 2nd in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

The sulky faced Bulgarian wrote on his website that it would be "better for everyone" if he just took all his things and ran away:
"I love this club, but I am not going to be useful to anyone if I am not playing,"
And then people on the streets of Manchester fell to the ground and screamed with sorrow.  "DON'T GO BERBATOV", they shouted, "WHO WILL PROTECT OUR STREETS NOW?" and they were right.  Because without Berbatov in Manchester who will be there to fight crime at night?  The police?  Yeh actually probably them.