Wednesday, 11 July 2012

AVB wants to win the title

AVB had his first press conference as Spurs boss today and it was very exciting as he started making up ridiculous things and promising to sell the club's best players.

Aside from revealing that he intends to win the title with Spurs at some point in the next 8 months, he also told a gathered press audience that Luka Modric can go if someone wants to pay for him, and that shockingly he's probably going to try and buy Joao Moutinho.  I had no idea that this last part would happen and it really took me aback to the extent that I had to leave the conference and sit outside so I wouldn't feint.  Later that day I watched the empire strikes back and burned down a building when I realised that Darth Vader was gay.