The sexy 34 year old has today signed a three year contract to take charge at White Hart Lane and what a wonderful opportunity for him. Instead of just fannying around and being paid literally millions of £££ for nothing by Chelsea, the ambitious man from Portugal has decided to take on a Spurs side that finished 4th last year and hopefully make them get somewhere near that. Maybe 5th. Or perhaps 8th?
So there's some real news for you. Should I make another video for him? Maybe I should make one for every job he gets. Yes, yes that sounds like a far more productive thing to do than writing letters to the UN asking when the new Batman comes out. THEY DON'T KNOW
EDIT: So it turns out that I went and made that video in the end. That was about 6 hours ago