Arsenal are going to sign Cazorla

Arsene Wenger has been quietly assembling a pretty awesome squad this summer, with Podolski and Giroud two pretty big additions.  Now he might even sign an awesome winger in the shape of Santi Cazorla, because it's Santi Cazorla.

The Malaga player has won both Euro 2008 and 2012 with his country and Wenger's €20million-ish looks to have been enough to capture him, like a pokemon.  €20million sounds like an awful lot more than Wenger would ever normally spent but there's a few football type people saying that's what's happening so who am I to judge.  If there's one thing I've learned about the internet it's that everything is true.  I'm off to meet my new Nigerian wife, 'the King of england'.  She sounds hot!