The Malaga player has won both Euro 2008 and 2012 with his country and Wenger's €20million-ish looks to have been enough to capture him, like a pokemon. €20million sounds like an awful lot more than Wenger would ever normally spent but there's a few football type people saying that's what's happening so who am I to judge. If there's one thing I've learned about the internet it's that everything is true. I'm off to meet my new Nigerian wife, 'the King of england'. She sounds hot!