Thursday, 19 July 2012

Alex Ferguson thinks he's signed RVP

In another twist of the Robin van Persie tale, Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is 'confident' that his club will sign the want away Arsenal striker.

Van Persie has, of course, announced that he won't sign a new contract with the club, and since Arsenal don't negotiate with terrorists they won't be doing any Wayne Rooney-esque ridiculous contract offers. This means that they either lose him for free at the end of the season or cash in just now and Manchester United are ready to step in with a £20million bid.  In a way it's sort of like Indecent Proposal except with my girlfriend.  I'm pretty sure she's going to leave me sometime soon anyway so I don't think it's that unfair that I ask for a transfer fee.  She probably won't mind.