Sunday, 3 June 2012

Wesley Sneider prefers Euros to World Cup

Wesley Sneider has told some people about why he likes Euro championships way more than the World Cup because he doesn't have to play against shitty teams from Africa.  That's actually what he said.


The Dutch midfielder told.... someone? this:
"It will be very difficult, because for me, the Euros is more difficult than the World Cup because you don't have the teams from Africa or wherever when you know you are going to take three points,"  
"Now it's more difficult because there are only strong teams, but we will see."
Those silly Africans and their pointless teams.  Have you ever seen Cool Runnings, Wesley?  I didn't think so.  They really put Africa on the map, and that's a true story except that it wasn't about football.  I guess you can see where I'm coming from.  Apart from that everything I've said is completely factually accurate.  I should probably write a new dictionary or something