Friday, 29 June 2012

Stuart Pearce hates Britain / ruins the olympics

Stuart Pearce revealed to the nation that he hates patriotism and everything British by not including David Beckham in his squad for TEAM GB in this summer's Olympics that no one fucking cares about.


Honestly I have no interest in the Olympics at all.  If Beckham had been playing it might have been quite fun, like a competitive version of that Masters 5 a side thing Sky sometimes does but with really good players, but now it's like Craig Bellamy, Ryan Giggs and Micah Richards and a bunch of teenagers.  Like a shit episode of Scooby Doo where nothing happens.  "Ahh old man Pearce was actually Oliver Bierhoff all along!"

So good job for ruining the Olympics, Stuart Pearce.