Oh my god the news is so boring today, on this the day of my daughter's wedding. And Euro 2012. Hull City have signalled their ambition to maybe be promoted within a few years by signing unemployed Steve Bruce as manager.
Bruce was just minding his own business leaving Farmfoods when the chairman almost ran him over outside, confusing him as one of the people that provides trolleys for rich people as they do their shopping. You wouldn't know about it either, don't worry. Having signed a three year deal, Bruce is particularly excited about all the young players Hull have but cannot be anyway excited at all by the prospect of having to spend time in Hull. It's like being told you have to actually live in Farmfoods. And that your garden is Poundland.