Wednesday, 13 June 2012

Rangers players must go to the new team

Rangers are doomed which is absolutely fantastic news but their players all have to move to the new team they make out of the remains.  So the new team will just be 'Rangers 2: Revenge of the cunts' and there's not much we can really do about it.

That man is called Charles Green and when he isn't busy doing spreadsheets on his iPad or reading an article in the newspaper about plants, he is gearing himself up to be the owner of the 'new Rangers', one with an un-twistable stomach.  He says that if the players refuse to transfer to his new team then they will be in breach of contract, so basically it's the same exact team but in whatever league they get put in.  Did Pro Evo predict the future?  Are we just going to see loads of teams spend money they don't have, go bust, and then get reincarnated as Glasgow Blue and Man Red?

As delightful as it is to see Rangers go bust, I seriously doubt anything will change.  The fans will all just support the newco, and in about three years after the Europe ban is done they'll probably win the SPL again.

There's always money in the banana stand