Thursday, 14 June 2012

Nicklas Bendtner likes to advertise on his pants

Nicklas Bendtner scored two goals against Portugal yesterday, "BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT", I hear you scream.  Nothing! Except for his disregard for everything FIFA holds dear - advertising outwith their agreed advertisers! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN



The Danish striker is sometimes absolutely the worst player on the pitch ever and then at other times is quite good.  SOCCER JOURNALSIM.  Now he's realised that the best thing he can possibly do is rake in as much cash as he possibly can while he's still young enough to get away with it, he's started advertising Paddy Power, who are really nice guys because they are very nice.  Also they advertise here too.  Hey guys!


Uefa plan to investigate the incident because it infringes on their advertising rules about 'ambush marketing'.  And what an investigation it will be:

"Detective, I've got news"
"What is it McGrewski?"
"It's.... it's Paddy Power advertising on his boxers"
"ERMAGERD!!!!"

COMING THIS SUMMER