Thursday, 14 June 2012

Nick Powell is the best player ever

Because Manchester United have signed a youngster who is English, he is the new greatest player ever.  Arise, Nick Powell.

He's 18, signed from Crewe and already been compared to Cantona because he has "similar qualities" which I assumes mean he likes kicking seagulls in the face or whatever it was he used to do.  He's been in films or something?  I've never been in a film.  I have been France to several times though and I like baguettes.  THE PIECES ARE COMING TOGETHER