Portugal legend Eusebio is still alive, having been taken into hospital after a heart scare.
If like me you had first heard about Eusebio because you played him on the Classic 11 team on FIFA or Pro Evo, you too will be distraught to learn that the Mozambique-born striker has something up with his heart and now has to monitored all the time to ensure that he doesn't die. Having won the golden boot in World Cup 66, Eusebio is widely regarded as one of the best players of all time but he's not even immortal. If you expect me to take you seriously as a footballer you at least have to to be able to live forever. Or be able to summon lightning from the sky and use it for good. Never for evil though. No. I learned my lesson. And the people of Costcutters did too! I should have gone to a strip club instead. Bitches love lightning.