England players go to Auschwitz

Wayne Rooney and Joe Hart were a couple of the England players who went to visit Auschwitz yesterday, because there's no better way to inspire a team of over paid idiots to victory in a football tournament than spending hours looking at where Jewish people were killed.

This picture, posted by a fake Wayne Rooney Twitter account, was accompanied by the message 'John Terry picking out new curtains for the living room' which I think even I find borderline offensive, as true as it may be.  This is the same me who was once booed out of a pub quiz for offending an entire building with one joke.  It's the sort of reaction I hope John Terry gets in most places these days, like a pantomime villain except in Wagamama and it's the staff and customers, not an audience.