Monday, 11 June 2012

England 1 - 1 France

HAW HEE HAW! Ze French took on the mighty Ingerland in Group D's opening match of Euro 2012 and it was really boring



England set out their team to draw, and France kinda did the same and Samir Nasri was quite good.  Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain started the game and then Lescott scored a goal with his giant weird head, the commentators started going 'JIZZ IN MY PANTS ZOMG ENGLAND WILL WIN THE TOURNAMENT OMG OMG!11!!!!' and then France scored about 10 minutes later with a 25 yard Samir Nasri goal.  And then Adrian Chiles' fat face was all 'hurumph hurumph' and Patrick Vieira was easier to understand than Jamie Carragher's mangled accent.  He sounds like what would happen if you dropped someone from Liverpool into an airplane engine.

The second half had a whole bunch of players just passing a ball around and it was HIGH OCTANE ACTION and then nothing happened.

PHEEP PHEEP PHEEP full time.  A POINT? YAS! INGERLAND ARE WIN THE EURO BEEEEER