Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Dirk Kuyt lives in Turkey now

Ever reliable forward Dirk Kuyt has signed for Fenerbahce on a three year deal, meaning that football will be easy from now on just so long as he does whatever the bookies tell him.

Turkish football is riddled with allegations of match fixing, especially people involved with Fenerbahce but as yet nothing has been proven so I guess this means they're innocent.  Except they definitely aren't.  Kuyt will surely enjoy the change in lifestyle between the city of Liverpool and the sun kissed lands of Turkey and there are even some similarities that he'll surely enjoy, like how no-one can speak English properly and all the people there are wearing football tops.