Wednesday, 20 June 2012

Didier Drogba goes to China

Didier Drogba going to China not only sounds like a hilarious movie where he has to learn that sometimes only friendship can beat Kung-Fu, but now it's also true.

Drogba has signed for Shanghai Shenhua for two and a half years, meaning he is reunited with his eskimo brother, Nicolas Anelka.  Together the two of them will make a poorly received movie about a failing burger joint and then one will eat the other in a horrible cannibalistic scene that Gaspar NoĆ© will describe as 'groundbreaking' and some people will watch because of Monica Belucci, who is hot.

Something about China