Monday, 11 June 2012

Christian Obodo is abducted

Nigerian footballer Christian Obodo is Nigerian and a footballer.  He's also a footballer from Nigeria and was abducted but now he's been rescued.  Not by chipmunks.

The defensive midfielder plays for Udinese in Serie A but went home for a visit or something and had his holiday ruined by asshole kidnappers who took him away.  The worst thing about the whole ordeal was that Liam Neeson was unavailable to rescue the player as he was too busy punching wolves in the face, building things out of steel and being awesome, so police had to do it.  Obodo was just kidnapped.  Lazy.