There's this dude called Olivier Giroud and Arsenal might sign him. That's it.
He's French and he's a striker, he'll cost about £12million and this is about as excited as I'm ever going to be about any story to do with him. Unless it turns out he builds Iron Man style suits at home I don't think there's really anything else to say here, although now I think about it, why didn't Abramovich do that? Man, he missed a trick. Champions League trophy or ability to fly and and be cool? Or sausages? SAUSAGES CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP NICE SAUSAGES