Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Wolves don't know who their manager is

Amidst all the drama of the Premier League, relegation jerks Wolves appointed themselves a new manager, leaving Terry Connor the Sad Potato even more sad potato.

Stale Solbakken is the name of the new guy in town and his mission begins on July 1st when he takes over Wolves.  Solbakken is Norwegian and very highly respected due to getting Copenhagen into the Champions League and winning 5 league titles in Denmark.  But I don't need to tell you that!  Actually I do because I have never ever heard of him before, and neither have most of the team, including club drunk captain Roger Johnson and Ronald Zubar:
“I am not too sure. I don’t know who the guy is, to be honest. It is out of the blue. We’ll see what happens.”
Zubar said: “Seriously, I don’t know who he is but I will know now.”
Just to add to this confusing time, I also have no idea who Zubar is either so he should be very pleased he's been given quotation marks.  That's basically like winning a fiver on a scratch card or finding out who your real father is.  Could it be me?!!!!