Monday, 21 May 2012

Roy wants England to behave

New England manager Roy Hodgson has warned his players that they need to behave or face being told off, or even left out of the team!

The FA is expected to hand out a document to players in the Euro 2012 squad on appropriate behaviour, which presumably includes rules outlawing getting boozed up oi oi and sleeping with someone else's wife.  Hodgson told the press, or someone:
My message to them is a very simple one. Not only do I expect them to behave as adults, I am going to demand it.
"It's a big responsibility but, if there is anyone who can't take that, then they aren't going to play a big part in my thinking in the future.
Surely it must be quite easy to avoid being an idiot for about three weeks.  The fact that these guys need instructions on why it might be a bad idea to do jaeger bombs and lick a Ukranian stripper while in the vicinity of mobile phones and cameras speaks volumes for itself.  The only time I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do that stuff was when I was in primary school, but that's totally different.  For starters the stripper was very sexually aggressive and also peer pressure drove me to those bars.  Why was in the Ukraine in the first place?  I'm not sure.