Wednesday, 16 May 2012

Roy Hodgson names his England squad

Roy Hodgson has taken his first steps to helping England not win Euro 2012 by naming his squad.

You should already know who's in the squad because if any of you are waiting for news from this place then something has gone wrong in your life.  I'll remind you though, because the biggest news is that Rio Ferdinand has been left behind so that he doesn't die since he's SO OLD.  33 is like the new 80.  Andy Carroll and Stewart Downing made the team......... and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain also made the team...... and John Terry made the team......

and basically I think Euro 2012 will be a really nice tournament.