ALL HANDS ON DECK! RVP IS MAYBE GOING TO LOTS OF CLUBS SELL NEWSPAPERS SELL NEWSPAPERS ALERT AWWWWOOOOOOOGA
I honestly think I might have heat stroke again despite being in Scotland. In other news, Manchester City really want to buy Robin van Persie and at the top of every gossip column in the UK is a story linking him there, not that that is the only way we get any of our news here. We receive it the old fashioned way, by an owl dressed as a postman, pretending to be a normal person postman but we know he's an owl.
Van Persie is set to ask for £250,000 a week if the club do come 'knocking at the door' and I can only assume that's a metaphorical door and not one we can actually find. Maybe it's in your wardrobe like Narnia and when you step through it you end up in the Premier League with a dream house and football career!
That is honestly about the only explanation I have for Bebe.