Roberto Martinez is in Miami

"Welcome to Miami", Will Smith once said, and this invitation has been extended to tiny bird faced manager, Roberto Martinez, who is there to talk with Liverpool's owners.  Or tap some booty. AIN'T NO TANG!

Regarded by Wigan chairman, Dave Whelan, as "the best manager in the Premier League", Liverpool will possibly look to the Spaniard to take them back to the glory years of the 80s or that time they won the Champions League.  Is he the man for the job?  Who cares?  Not me.

DAAAaaaaammmmmnnnnnn!