Having assembled arguably the greatest club side of all time, Guardiola leaves behind a Barcelona side that have won about 4 million trophies in the last 4 years. After the Copa Del Rey final he will depart for his gap year and 'do Asia' before heading out to Australia, working for 6 months, going to New Zealand and then flying home with pictures of when he had a mohawk and when he got painted in neon and danced with random English chicks next to a beach full of drugs. Or will he?
OMG! Did you read that Abramovich? Roberto Di Matteo might as well start packing that little red and white scarf thing attached to a stick that people running away from home always have in cartoons. Why don't they just use a bag? IT'S SO MUCH MORE PRACTICAL THAN A STICK"I will receive all calls with pleasure, but for the next months I have to recharge my batteries and my mind," said Guardiola."I will be ready [to return] if one club wants me and seduces me."