Thursday, 10 May 2012

Owen Hargreaves to be released into the wild

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE FOUND THE TREASURE!  LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW SAYING "I FOUND OWEN HARGREAVES' TREASURE" AND I'LL GET SOMEONE TO RANDOMNLY SELECT A NUMBER, IF YOUR COMMENT APPEARS ON THE LIST AT NUMBER X AND THE JUDGE PICKS THAT NUMBER, YOU WILL WIN A BLUE T-SHIRT!


Owen Hargreaves is set to be released by Manchester City after their droids just couldn't put him back together again, like humpty dumpty except with very expensive surgeons and not horses.


I can only imagine Roberto Mancini sealing the cardboard box containing all his various components with duct tape, before posting him to wherever unwanted footballers go.  Like a dog kennel except they aren't put down if no-one wants them, they just get to play with the millions of £££ they've earned over their career for not doing an awful lot of work.  Owen, for example, has only played for City 4 times, and made the news more for dissing Manchester United's medical staff, who apparently also don't have a healing powers only previously seen in biblical times.


He did a score goal in one of those games, so that's quite good, but surely now is the time for Hargreaves to just kinda give it up and stop training so damn hard and take up something less strenuous on the body like murdering.  Wait!  I meant fishing.  Yes.......