Joe Mourinho has signed a new contract with Real Madrid that will keep at the Spanish giants until 2016. WHERE IS MY MOON BUGGY??!?! GET BUSY SCIENTISTS!
This is where we were supposed to be living in the year 2016 - on the moon. What happened to that? Why am I still in Aberdeen? Some argue that it's a combination of economics, social geography and the financial state of the globe, others say I'm really lazy and need to 'move out of my house and get a real job'. Either way, I'm not Jose Mourinho or any closer to working out my perfect escape plan for if a bear came into my house, or whatever it was I was supposed to be doing. Building a moon buggy? That doesn't sound like me. Ah hah! Television, my old friend.