Kieron Dyer is like an ice cream cone and by that I mean if you stand on any part of it it instantly breaks and catches fire. Dyer has just had an extra year added to his QPR deal, whereas the ice cream cone has been eaten. BY EVIL!
The 33 year old midfielder only played one game for the London club before his leg fell off on his debut last August. This was enough to convince Mark Hughes that he should be kept on and help his team next season and so that's what's going to happen. If he and Owen Hargreaves had a fight it would like watching feinting goats but far more gay