Philanthropist ex-convict Joey Barton has been banned for 12 games by the FA after going on a killing spree in QPR's match against Man City which they lost 3-2. Did I mention that Man City won the league?
I really like that picture. I'm not sure Joey does, because he now has to miss a third of the season hahahaha that is ridiculous. What an absolute retard. There's no amount of William Blake and John Milton he can quote to try and justify his angry kick at Sergio Aguero, and Socrates and Plato aren't going to help with the gestured headbutt to Kompany or elbow to the face on Tevez. And I know what you're thinking: "JJ, how do you know so much about poetry and philosophy?" and well my friends, it's because I used to study English at University, and these are all the names of people I vaguely remember having to reference or pretend to have read things of. Strangely I still haven't brutally assaulted someone outside a McDonalds yet but I guess it's only a matter of time. The perils of enjoying the arts! What a world