Monday, 7 May 2012

Hartlepool fans are giant Smurfs

Hartlepool fans have an awesome tradition of dressing up on the last game of the season and this year 170 of them went as Smurfs to their match against Charlton.


I never understood why the minute fancy dressed is mentioned, some dudes put on women's clothes as quickly as they can.  Especially rugby boys.  Like honestly every single one of them I've ever met.  Perhaps I'm just so comfortable in my sexuality that I don't feel the need to put on girl's clothes and make up or maybe it's because I'm already so unmanly that if I dress up as a girl I might become one - no-one knows.  I have a penguin suit, a green man costume, a mario suit and various other things to dress up in, but no girl clothes.  Except for all the left behind underwear from all those sluts!  Eh?  Am I right guys?  Those girls always leave underwear in the house and boy, do they nag!  I'm just too important a business man to call them back and I'm always doing business deals with people.  Sorry, I have to take this.  What?  Damn it, I needed those reports on Tuesday, Johnson.  You're fired!  Now where was I?  I fucking hate Smurfs, they are the worst.  Racists.  There were no black Smurfs.

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T DO ANY WRITING THIS WEEKEND I WAS ON A PLANE