Pep Guardiola has overseen his last game in charge of Barcelona and been transported back to his home on planet awesome. EVERYONE WAS SO SAD
In Pep's last game as manager, Barcelona successfully destroyed Espanyol 4-0, with Lionel Messi scoring all four goals. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it turns out he was involved in some sort of super hero accident in his youth or all those trophies actually count as chaos emeralds and now he just needs goals to stop going back to normal Messi, which is just a midget science experiment.
All of the Barcelona players chipped in a fiver and bought Guardiola a skateboard as thanks for his efforts, so that he could go down hills faster. They also got him a crash helmet so that if he fell off, his head wouldn't be crushed. These are the dangers of skateboarding my friend and that list of perils doesn't even take into account wasps, because wasps are cunts.
WE WILL LVOE YOU 4EVA PEP XoXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOxoxoxoxOXoO