Man City midfielder Gareth Barry had to be taken off early in last night's international friendly between England and Norway because he's strained his groin. OMG
The most boring man in the world ever made his mark on the match by playing terrible passes to opposition players and occasionally appearing on screen until the moment he was withdrawn from action clutching his groin. Now a doubt for the Euros, England are expected to call up a broom with a face drawn on it to make sure that his effervescent personality is not missed in the changing room. It's weird cos the last time I saw someone being withdrawn from a team sport while holding their groinal area was in court only the other day, on a lovely big television. In my defence badminton is a very erotic sport to watch, I can't stop human nature!