Thursday, 17 May 2012

Farewell sweet Prince

Michael Owens time at Manchester United has come to an end. Alex Ferguson will not be offering him a new deal because Owen has only made four appearances this season and found himself behind Rooney, Welbeck, Hernandez, Berbatov and everybody else in the pecking order. If Owen wasn't such a boring penis he would probably be held in a much higher regard. As Alex Ferguson pointed out, his scoring record is brilliant across his career and he's still the best natural finisher England have got. Unfortunately in order to get into scoring areas, you need legs that are capable of carrying your body weight.

At 32 it is probably time for him to take a step down but that is not an option for our arrogant warrior. Copy and paste would be the easiest thing to do but I'll just paraphrase what he said - "the Championship is shit and I'm not playing with those fucking hackers. My body is a temple and despite always being injured I'm in the best shape of my life and could probably beat up Amir Khan if I tried. My name is Michael Owen and I am awesome". See you later Mike, I hope the bench is comfortable at Reading.