Turkey midfielder Emre was recently banned for being racist at Didier Zokora, who took revenge in their latest meeting by kicking him in the balls, very hard.
It is arguably an appropriate response from Zokora, who also refused to shake the Fenerbahce player's hand before the match, but the referee spoiled the moment by then booking the angered Ivorian. Some people moan about football not being a contact sport anymore and that we should allow hard tackles in the game, and if it means we get to see more like this, I'm all for that. Perhaps I should use my instinct on this one and employ this particular method of tackling awkward situations whilst negotiating my raise tomorrow. I'm sure my manager will appreciate my forward thinking and kicking skills! Hell, I'll probably even get promoted because if movies have taught me anything, it's that managers like it when under performing staff take risks! It shows initiative.