Tuesday, 29 May 2012

Didier Drogba is building a hospital

Didier Drogba earns a shit tonne of money from advertising stuff like Pepsi Max even though it's absolutely gross and tastes like that cheap cola you buy for 17p from Asda.  Oh and also he's building a hospital with the money he earns from that.


That was one of the first drawings I did on here, and if you add up the amount of articles we've done on Drogba over the past year and a bit, it comes to quite a lot.  He's a beast, a phenomenon, a diver, a whinger, weird, attention seeking and blah blah blah.  He's building an entire fucking hospital in his home town.  He told journalists:
I am already excited.  I can't wait for this hospital to be built.  But for the war it would have been open now.  We are going to do it, we are going to work hard.
What?!!  This is the coolest thing I've heard any footballer having done.  Giving healthcare to people in an actual war zone.  I bet you feel about shouting at him on the TV now, don't you?  And what have you ever built in your home town, eh?  I bet it's not a hospital.  I bet it's a den or a treehouse.  You can't perform invasive and life saving surgery in a treehouse, retard.  I'm glad I know that now, cos for a little while a lot of people weren't too happy with me.