Obama made an appearance at LA Galaxy's MLS title winning celebrations and made some jokes about the ex-Manchester United and Real Madrid and AC Milan star:
'Last year, at the age of 36, David had his best year at MLS, leading the team with 15 assists,' he added.
He had to stop at that point because had this little routine gone on any longer, the universe may actually have imploded. If you found out either one of those two guys had banged your girlfriend you'd just get them a beer and then hang out playing FIFA all day. That is what you're meant to do in that situation, right? When I think about it now those guys didn't really look like Obama and Beckham, they just looked like my old school friends. Ah well, she wouldn't lie! I'm so lucky.
I think you know the joke I'm trying to make there so just pretend you found it funny please