Wednesday, 16 May 2012

David Beckham and President Obama are cool

President Barack Obama is really cool and so is David Beckham.  Here's a picture of them hanging out.


Obama made an appearance at LA Galaxy's MLS title winning celebrations and made some jokes about the ex-Manchester United and Real Madrid and AC Milan star:
'I have to say I gave David a hard time. I said half his team mates could be his kids,' he continued.
'Last year, at the age of 36, David had his best year at MLS, leading the team with 15 assists,' he added. 
'We're getting old, David, though you're holding up better than me.  
 
'He did it despite fracturing his spine halfway through the season, injuring his hamstring a week before the championship game.
'He is tough. In fact, it's a rare man who can be that tough on the field and also have his own line of underwear. David Beckham is that man.'
He had to stop at that point because had this little routine gone on any longer, the universe may actually have imploded.  If you found out either one of those two guys had banged your girlfriend you'd just get them a beer and then hang out playing FIFA all day.  That is what you're meant to do in that situation, right?  When I think about it now those guys didn't really look like Obama and Beckham, they just looked like my old school friends.  Ah well, she wouldn't lie!  I'm so lucky.

I think you know the joke I'm trying to make there so just pretend you found it funny please