Chris Hughton looks like if you tried to punch him he'd drop to the floor and start crying but West Brom fans get excited cos hear he comes! Or maybe not.
The current Birmingham boss has played down talk linking him with West Brom, saying he is completely committed to his current club, who currently sit in 4th place in the Championship. Because this is football, this means he has sealed a sacred bond which can never be broken and thus will have to be buried, still clinging to his Birmingham desk at the time of his death in the year 3000. The only thing magical and enchanted enough to break this curse is something you may have heard of, called 'money'. With money you can exchange coins and paper notes for goods and services like prostitutes and prostitutes. Or crisps. Mmmmm crisps. And prostitutes! Merry Christmas everyone.