Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Bendtner knows how to party

Nicklas Bendtner had an interesting time in London sometime last year because he was drugged.  Or just accidentally got hammered.  BUT WHICH IS IT?!  Let's find out


While talking to a Danish magazine, Nicklas revealed that he was the victim of a vicious drug assault by.... possibly the bar man.
“I was out with a friend who I was visiting and we were doing shots. When I woke up in my bath my mind was totally blank. I was told that I’d lain down and had to be pulled from the water.
“The club had been closed for an hour at the time and then someone obviously called the paparazzi. I was drugged, I think.”
Oh yeh big deal Bendtner.  I do that most Mondays, Thursdays and Tuesdays and Fridays and sometimes the weekends but you don't see me making a big deal about it.  My family do on the other hand.  Man, those guys are a drag, always "please stop drinking, you're going to kill yourself, we want to help" and crying all over my shoes.  I just really like gin!  What's wrong with that?  Maybe I've been drugged this whole time!  Yes, that must the reason.  Terrorists.  Pretty sneaky, Iran!