Friday, 11 May 2012

Alan Pardew is manager of the year

Alan Pardew is the prettiest girl at the dance today because he's been awarded Premier League Manager of the Year, which means he gets a trophy and his name in the papers.  Also a book!


Not a book like Lord of the Flies or 1984 but a nice glossy one with pictures of naked ladies in it.  Some say it might be the greatest literary read of our time, others say it's a marketing gimmick for FHM, either way, I have a boner.