It's a pretty valid point and one that is sure to please Spurs fans everywhere as they watch every potential signing they had a realistic chance of getting going somewhere else while Redknapp draws up more pros and cons lists for the England job. Newcastle's French midfielder said:
I was buying food the other day in Co-Op and there was this absolute mink buying two crates of Stella at the self checkouts. He was completely buckled and struggling to comprehend how the thing worked so just ended up walking out of the shop with the beer, leaving the till behind saying "please insert payment type" and then when it became clear he was long gone it started crying and tears of solid gold began pouring out onto the floor. Then a spaceship took everyone in the shop away and gave us all a presentation on how you shouldn't start writing football articles unless you already have some sort of idea about how you are going to end them first.